"NO, HUMAN! I KEES YOU FIRST." -smooch, slap slap slap-
That cat has a majestic mustache.
Worlds largest mozzarella stick!
stick it up my ass
that is not the intended use sir
Wow at first i was like WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT, then i remembered children exist.
Don’t let the media warp your perception of beauty. Beauty is pizza.